Tuesday, September 10, 2013
SEPTEMBER!
Hey people! Copper here. So it is now September, fall is here! Time to get some pumpkins, cut em' open and make them a face, get a new trendy fall sweater, (but just a tip, don't get your 70 year old grandma to make you a trendy fall sweater, because... lets just say a 70 year old grandma's version of trendy is not your version), also you need to go up into the creepy dusty never know who or what you'll find attic and get the old fall wreath down and throw it up on the door, you need to make a pecan pie, pumpkin muffins, go to the grocery store and get those Yummy pumpkin spice donuts, and you need to do what me and my whole chihuahua and beagle family does every year to celebrate fall... Put silly string, toilet paper, pumpkin guts (from the pumpkins we carve), supper glue anything we can get our paws on. All over the neighborhood, all except our house of course. You might ask why do you do this? Well, no one in my family knows why we do this, but theory has it, our great great great great great great Grandfather was mad that his fall decorations wasn't as good as all the other folk's in the neighborhood, so he put silly string and all that whoo haaaa all over his neighborhood, so his house would look the best. See now it all makes since now doesn't it? Any way it is the best part of fall! You wouldn't believe how much fun it is trashing the neighborhood! Except when we finally get caught by the cops, and you have to clean all that sticky stuff up, but it is still fun. So if you'll excuse me I need to go get some chocolate syrup to squirt all over the Swindle's house. Yes, Swindle what an unfortunate last name right?