Monday, August 5, 2013
Maid Money!$$
Hey guys, Copper here. As you all know I am a Professional Consultant and I am very good at it. But Consulting doesn't pay for all the bills, yes dogs have bills, everyone these days has bills. So I have had to find a summer job just to have some extra walking around money, and to have a little extra bill paying money. So I am now a Professional Consultant and a Professional Cleaning Maid. Yes, don't laugh I still have dignity even though I have to wear pink rubber gloves and carry around a toilet brush and a broom. I don't like this job though, no one would because you have to clean, but believe it or not the cleaning isn't the worst part. The worst part is my cleaning customer's neighbors. You wouldn't believe the times I have had my customer's nosy neighbors call the police, shoot their pistols at me, I have even been knocked out by an old lady with a fryin' pan, and I have also been taized by the creepy old lady with the fryin' pan. Boy, it is a dangerous buisness cleaning people's houses. I can't wait for summer to end so I can stop cleaning. Well I guess I should stop blogging, there is that little old lady with that fryin' pan and taizer looking at me in the window, I guess I should act like I'm cleaning instead of blogging on my cleaning costumer's computer. Hope to see Y'all next week.