Happy Thanksgiving!

      
         Hey yall it's me, Copper, Happy Thanksgiving! Every year it's just the same ole' same ole', you go and say what  you're thankful for, eat turkey, go see long lost relatives you thought where dead a long time ago, then spend the rest of the day putting chloroform in your pant pockets for Black Friday shopping. But what really happened that very first Thanksgiving?... We all know,... we hear the story every year. I'm talking about the first ever Copper Family Thanksgiving. Well, assuming you're not a Copper I will tell you about that not yet famous Copper Family, first ever Thanksgiving!


   So, in the year of 1620, the Copper Family set sail for America! Why? you ask... well, lets just say the Copper Family left for America because they had some eating habits that some how made the other people starve... so the King had to limit their food, ect, ect, so the Copper Family had enough! We wanted to eat when we wanted to eat, we didn't want some King limiting our food. And the regular people where having trouble on their own and were talking about moving to another place. So we thought why not us? some naked mole rats who were friends of the family, had discovered a new world called Suppercallaworts, (swahili was the native Copper language) but since the family just took up learning  English we decided to call it America! We set sail on a great boat called The King Arthur  Flower.
 
   It took us many hard smelly months to get there, but we made it to America! But when we got there the English beat us. Apparently one of the elderly Coppers was in charge of the map to America and forgot it then we got lost... then the English found the map, followed it and made it there before us. The English people had been their for awhile, they already been through those diseases that always wipe out new settlers, made friends with the Indians, and had nice little wood houses. I guess us getting lost and going to china was a little farther than a couple months away. But either way we made it just in time, yup... we were welcomed to our new home with the first Thanksgiving supper!
 
  Well, that's the true first Thanksgiving story! Hope you liked it, and hope you have a good Thanksgiving!!