Sunday, August 3, 2014

Copper's top 10 tips for a terrific school year



    Hey yall Copper here, well, I guess it's that time of year again... new clothes, lunch boxes (why bother you're gonna forget about that PB&J and it will mold and you'll have a moldy lunch box) any ways it is the most depressing time of the year, it's back to school season! So, I know a lot of you are a little nerveous about starting a whole new year of school, so take it from a pro, and read and follow Copper's top 10 tips for a terrific school year!

 tip #1: Don't stay up till 1:00 in the morning watching America's funniest Home Videos

 tip #2: If you do stay up late DON'T MISS THE SCHOOL BUS!

 tip #3: If you do miss your ride, hitch hike, always try to catch a ride in a white Ferrari with an elderly lady with hair that looks like a poodle's, she might even give you candy, but if she gets it from the bottom of her pocket book just say "no thanks" and get on your way, or catching a ride with a soccer mom in a mini van works too!

 tip #4: Listen to the little girl on the K-mart commercial and go get yo back to school clothes on free lay away. AWWW!

tip #5: Always bring your OWN lunch, unless you want to miss math class do to stomach issues in the bathroom (if ya know what I'm sayin)

tip #6: Make sure you have new pencils, notebooks, ect. never forget, and bring that old note book filled with unflattering drawings of your art teacher and that box of old pencils with no eraser to erase those drawings.

tip #7: Try out for the football team.

tip #8: If the football happens to be a wee bit to heavy for you just switch it out for a plastic one. And if you are shaped like me... make it clear that you are NOT interested on being the ball.

tip #9: If your teacher calls you by your whole name RUN!

tip #10: Do your best!

  Well, that's Copper's top 10 tips for a terrific school year! Have a great year.