I had a very exiciting Monday, you see I was out walking to McDonald's. When my friend's mother, Donie,
came running up to me yelling
"Donkey has been falsely accused of stealing old ladies' diamonds!"
"Oh, my" I said.
"They have taken him to Alcatraz" Mrs. Donie said with fear in her voice.
"Don't worry Mrs. Donie I'll get him out" I said with confidence.
" Oh Copper, it's no use ,you can't just go into Alcatraz" Mrs. Donie replied.
"Oh," I said. But she didn't know that I wasn't going to listen to her. I was going to go break Donkey out of Alcatraz! But how? I needed a side kick. "I'm so sorry about Donkey" I said to Mrs. Donie.
" It's ok Copper, I'll find some how to get him out" So with that I went of to find a side kick, and what better place to look than McDonald's? I went in and ordered a large french fry with an ice cream cone. When I looked up there beside me ordering a baconnader was Cousin Tank. Tank was the perfect side kick!
" Hello Copper, did you hear about poor Donkey in Alcatraz?" Cousin Tank asked.
"Yes I did and I'm going to go break him out" I said
" By yourself?"
"No are you crazy?" I answered "I'm going to break Donkey out but I need a side kick" I said.
" If you're asking me to help you the answer is no, unless you pay me a nickle an hour to buy a Murdle." Tank said
" Whats a Murdle" I asked
" A man girdle." Tank answered.
" Oh, ok it's a deal, you'll get a nickel an hour if you help me" I said
" All righty." Tank answered. Then we where off to Alcatraz!
