Hey all, just wanted to let you know about the TRUE meaning of Valentine's Day, it's not about candy, cards, or your one true love... I hate to tell you, Valentine's Day is about a Saint named Valentine who lived in Cesar Augustus's time. King Cesar made a law that a young dudes could not get married so that they could fight in his army so Saint Valentine married the young Dudes and young ladies in secret, but word got out (probably the young ladys said something, I tell you girls can't keep secrets.) Then Cesar Augustus came in and arrested Saint Valentine and killed him! So guys don't give your wife roses, because they put roses on Valentine's grave. Also don't give her candy because the text books say that King Cesar Augustus was pigging out on candy when Saint Valentine died. So everyone if you don't want a divorce or another civil war don't celebrate Valentine's Day. Well, that's how Valentine's Day started, February 14th the day Saint Valentine got killed. Sorry about this depressing post, but that's why I have a blog so I can tell people the truth. Hope to see y'all next week.
