Christmas Shopping!

  Well, its that time of year again when all of the mothers of little kids come out of hiding to karate chop other moms for Barbie's Dream House. And when all of those selfish dads go to Home Depot and buy that shiny new grill and matching grill cover for themselfs. Yep, I love Christmas shopping. I just got back from Christmas shopping and I've decided that I'm going to stick to online shopping from now on. I just got back from Target, Walmart, and the Mall. First let me tell you about my horrable experience at Target. You see I was going to buy my mom a new water dish. And lets just say that I came out with nothing but a little piece of glass. This rude woman pushed me into a shopping cart and I rolled backwards to the frozen food section and landed splat into some frozen Shrimp that landed in my pants. My poor little bottom is still frozen solid. And If you think that's bad just listen to my trip to Walmart. I was getting my cousin Fred a new football when all of a sudden some man came up behind me and picked me up, threw me to the ground and grabbed the football right out of my paws! My face is still sore from the impact. And prepare yourself for the worst part of all... The Mall. I was at the Famous Foot wear store I picked up some shoes that I thought my sister might like when all of a sudden two sickos came up and tackled me! The pain was terrible, but at least I made it out alive. You can probably imagine I was pretty sore, so thank goodness I got tackled at the Mall because I stopped by and let the Chinese Ladies massage me. And can you believe that I didn't even make it out with one present. So this year I would advise everyone to shop online. So, if you would excuse me, I will be trying to decide whether to apply ice or heat.