Let's see where did I last leave off ? Oh, yea so, Cousin Tank and I we're on are way to Alcatraz. We walked hundreds and hundreds of miles until we got to an ocean. The ocean was ginormous! I have know worldly idea on what ocean we were at because me and Tank don't know how to read maps. So, any ways we might not know how to read maps, but from our special dogie instints we knew we needed to cross that ocean, but how? We needed a boat. But their we're no boats in sight. An idea struck me. I can make Cousin Tank into a boat! All I needed was some drift wood, some sea weed to tie every thing together, a big rock to put on Tank's back so I could sit on it, and I needed a sailor's hat to show that I was the Captain of the S.S. Coppertone. I sent Cousin Tank after all the things I needed around the shore while I looked for a Captain's hat and some blue and purple paint to write the name of our boat on Tank. I did find some blue and purple paint. A little old lady named Peggy Sue let me have the paint and some paint brushes for free! Wasn't that nice. I was having a little more trouble finding the captain's hat. But then when all my hopes of finding a hat were almost out, I saw a big portly man wearing one. I asked him if I could borrow it while I go and save my friend Donkey. He said "as long as you return it you can use it"
I said " It's a deal!" so with that I went to find Cousin Tank. I found Tank sitting on the sand. "Come on Tank" I said. We have to make you into a boat!
"A boat?"
" Yes a boat me and you are the only hope to getting Donkey out of Alcatraz!"
"We are?" Tank asked
" Yes we are."
"How come you can't be the boat?"
" Because water isn't really my thing and plus I'm the captain of this misson and you have to do what I say plus I'm paying you."
" Well OK."
" Good!" I said. So at last Tank was a boat. We paddled and paddled and paddled until finally we were at Alcatraz! We had to get inside. But how? But as usual I had a plan! I told Tank my plan. OK Tank you are going to go in to the front door and knock. When the guards answer you stall them until you see me come around with Donkey. OK.
" OK" Cousin Tank said. Tank did as he was told and every thing went just great. Except while Tank was stalling I couldn't find a way in. I had to crawl through a heating vent. When I was inside the place, I looked down into a prison cell and I saw Donkey! That wasn't so hard I thought, but how do I get him out. I knew know other way to do it. I had to dynamite Donkey out! Thank goodness I packed some dynamite in my back pack.
Yes, I know I carry every thing in my backpack. I took it out and lit it. It exploded and at last Donkey was free, but not for long. All the guards came and we where cornered. I grabbed Donkey and we started running, sliding,and dodging all of the guards. We got out safely, but the guards were right behind us. We jumped on Tank's back and told him to swim as fast as he could to home. Tank listened to us and boy we flew across the water! Before we know it we were home! Me and Cousin Tank got a big reward. The owner of the captain hat let me keep his hat. And Donkey got a fair trail. And it turned out he was Innocent! that is what happened to me last Monday! Oh, in case you we're wondering Tank did get his merdul.
